Dabi: so I’m gonna read the “incase Kurogiri gets arrested” list which has instructions for what to do if he gets arrested.
Dabi with a shit eating grin: feed Shigaraki, bathe Shigaraki and don’t forget to to walk Shigaraki because we don’t want him going wee wee on the carpet now do we?
Shigaraki: first of all, Kurogiri did not write that! second I’m going to kill you..